Joke(No Pork)

A scene of a restaurant name RK House(A TAMIL RESTAURANT).this story contains two people which is the customer(chinese) and the waiter(hindu).the chinese customer loves pork.the story start:

Customer:eh order pls?
Waiter:eh ello!Boss what you want to eat boss?
Customer:wat u hav?
Waiter:eh, wat u want to eat?
we hav nasi goreng, mee goreng,roti prata also hav, wat u want to eat?
Customer:er...u gimme one nasi goreng ah... with pork.
Waiter:ello sir, very sorry to tell you we RK House never sell any pork over here.No pork at all.
Customer:no pork?...eh...
murtabak...u got wat murtabak ah...?
Waiter:murtabak...we hav mutton murtabak.u want the small one,big one or
medium one?the small one only RM5, very cheap..
Customer:i want er...big one...ah...murtabak...with...pork.
Waiter:eh...ello boss i tell u we never sell any pork!u don try to come here disturb me i tell u...we no pork at all.
Customer:so u all halal, no pork ar...?
Waiter:yes, we halal, RK House all halal...All the thing no pork.u want the...no...nothing, nothing pork, no pork at all.
Customer:no pork at all...?u gimme ... ... mee goreng
Waiter:mee goreng pataya sir?
Customer:yes... mee goreng, not pataya, with pork.
Waiter:ello sir!i tell u no pork at all!mee goreng only got pataya.
no pork i tell u,try to disturb me one more time, i call the police i tell u.
Customer:eh...u...sell soup here?soup soup...?
Waiter:yes, we got soup.we got chicken soup, we got the...tom yum soup...wat soup
u want sir?
Customer:i want pork intestine.
Waiter:ello sir!how many times must i tell u my soup here, NO PORK NO PORK.U
UNDERSTAND?!NO PORK!!! !!! !!!
Customer:ok ok, no pork, no pork.we understood that...ok?
Waiter:one more time, u order pork...i really call the police i tell u.
Customer:er...u gimme...nasi babi(pork rice)
Waiter:ello sir!!!i tell u no pork!!!!!!!!!!

the customer walk away quickly.
the next day,

Waiter:ello!u come today again!i tell u(...tamil bad words...)i call the police!!!
i tell u...really call the police i now!i go call the police!!!
Customer:eh wait lah...wait er...nononononono...this time no pork...no pork...ok?
no pork.
Waiter:i know u(...tamil bad words...)everything pork...i dun want to serve u.i want
to call the police now.u dun talk so much...
Customer:eh...wait wait wait wait
Waiter:what wait?!
what wait?!
Customer:no pork no pork
Waiter:u keep on coming to disturb
Customer:no pork no babi,
no pork no babi...we eat...we eat.
now 3pm already...stomach hungry lah...ok
we wont disturb u anymore...
ah u gimme...2 egg, 1 kosong and 1 cheese.
Waiter:u want one...u wan prata, 2 egg...?
Customer:ya ya correct correct...2 prata, 2 kosong
Waiter:and what?cheese?
Customer:1 cheese.2 then gimme 2 er...teh tarik
Waiter:2 teh tarik?!
Customer:then the curry ah...
Waiter:no pork ah!i tell u no pork ah!
Customer:okok no pork no pork no pork!!!...
Waiter:i call the police i tell u
Customer:ok...fish curry,fish curry.
Waiter:fish curry?
Customer:ah...i don want sugar ah...fish curry ah
Waiter:fish curry ah?
Customer:*nod*
ah...then u...got the the the ur famous...special one?
Waiter:wat...wat u want then?mutton curry?
Customer:no, ur the special...ah...the special one, the special curry u hav...
Waiter:wat curry r u talking?we only got fish curry and chicken curry!
Customer:u got mutton curry right?
Waiter:ah?mutton curry got?
Customer:ah...the special curry is the...i think is the pork...the...pork curry right
Waiter:eh!!!i tell u!(tamil bad words)no pork!!!i call the police i tell u!!!

then the customer ran away from the scene.
the waiter was later dead of heart attack.